Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like Friday night at fraternity row. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. GET ONE FULL SIZE THICK AND TWO TRAVEL RATIONS. COMES IN A STURDY CARDBOARD BOX THAT'S HOLIDAY THEMED AND READY TO GIFT.
Specifications and Features:
- 3X THICKER than teenage body wash
- Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
- Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
- Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
- Bonus: no loofah required
- Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
- *Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.
This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. www.P65Warnings.ca.gov